Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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