I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I cut my penus on the lid.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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