Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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