I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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