Capitaan dildo arrescate!
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
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