ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
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