put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
Randomize
