The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
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