Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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