i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
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