I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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