Sponge bath it is.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
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