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I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
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