So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
i just made my gag reflex go away.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
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