U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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