Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
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