So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
Randomize
