Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
tell me about the fingering
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