That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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