FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
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