I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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