Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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