YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
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