my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
The feeling are messing with the penis
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
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