omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
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