I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
My legs feel like baby dolphins
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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