i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Randomize
