My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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