i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
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