at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
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