Sry I called you an 8
I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
Randomize