sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
I'm getting married
To pizza
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Randomize
