even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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