using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
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