I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
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