the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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