is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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