i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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