the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
I should be sponsored by Trojan
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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