I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
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