I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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