i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Randomize