turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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