I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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