I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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