Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
Randomize
