god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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