i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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