hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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