who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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