how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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