Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
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