My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
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