So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
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