She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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