Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
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